Ripped Button Down Denim Shorts

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the Ripped Button Down Denim Shorts! These bad boys are made of 100% cotton, so you know they're gonna be soft and comfy. But don't let that fool you, because these shorts are also non-stretch denim. That's right, they won't stretch out and leave you with a saggy butt by the end of the day. Now, let's talk about the style. These shorts have a mid-rise fit, so you won't have to worry about any unwanted muffin tops. And the button down closure adds a touch of sophistication to your outfit. But wait, there's more! You can roll up these shorts for a more casual look. But let's get to the real star of the show - the ripped, distressed detailing. These shorts are like a work of art, with strategically placed rips and tears that give off that effortlessly cool vibe. And did I mention they're imported and designed in the USA? That's right, these shorts are patriotic as well as stylish. Oh, and for all you size S gals out there, these shorts have a waist measurement of 30 1/2. So go ahead and add these Ripped Button Down Denim Shorts to your cart, because you deserve to look and feel amazing. And hey, if anyone asks where you got them, just tell them you got them from a comedian. *wink*