Smocked Wide Waistband Shorts

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the Smocked Wide Waistband Shorts! *cue applause* These bad boys are perfect for any casual occasion, whether you're running errands or lounging at home. And let me tell you, they are smokin' hot! *wink* These shorts come in a solid pattern, because let's be real, who has time for crazy prints? *shrugs* They have a wide waistband that will hug your curves in all the right places. *wink* And the best part? They're made of 100% cotton, so you know they'll be soft and comfy. *thumbs up* But wait, there's more! These shorts are also smocked, which means they have a stretchy, gathered waistband. *makes elastic sound* So go ahead and have that extra slice of pizza, these shorts will still fit like a glove. *winks again* And for all you lazy folks out there, these shorts are machine washable and can be tumble dried on low. *cue sigh of relief* They're also imported, because let's be real, we can't all afford designer clothes. *shrugs again* Now, let's talk measurements. *clears throat* For all you small ladies out there, we've got S: hip 31 in, inseam 3 in, waist 25 in, length 15 in. *holds up fingers to show measurements* For the medium-sized gals, we've got M: hip 33 in, inseam 4 in, waist 27 in, length 16 in. *holds up fingers again* And for the curvy queens, we've got L: hip 35 in, inseam 4 in, waist 29 in, length 16 in. *holds up fingers one more time* And last but not least, for all the extra fabulous ladies, we've got XL: hip 38 in, inseam 4 in, waist 32 in, length 17 in. *holds up fingers for the final time* So what are you waiting for? Head on over to dvclothes.com and get yourself a pair of these Smocked Wide Waistband Shorts. Trust me, your booty will thank you. *winks and exits stage left*