Tied High Waist Culottes

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the Tied High Waist Culottes! These bad boys are the perfect combination of style and comfort. Made with 100% polyester, these culottes are as sheer as your ex's excuses for not texting you back. But don't worry, they're also opaque so you won't be showing off more than you intended.But wait, there's more! These culottes feature a tied waist, giving you the illusion of a smaller waistline. It's like a magic trick, but without the creepy magician. And for all you lazy folks out there, these culottes are machine washable and can be tumble dried on low. No more excuses for not doing laundry, am I right?But don't just take my word for it, let's talk measurements. For all you small waisted babes, the S size has a waist of 27.17 inches. And for those with a little more junk in the trunk, the XL size has a waist of 33.46 inches. So no matter what size you are, these culottes have got you covered.So what are you waiting for? Head on over to dvclothes.com and get yourself a pair of these Tied High Waist Culottes. Your wardrobe will thank you and your ex will be kicking themselves for not keeping you around.